“I’m sorry…”

“…did I just hear you say ‘chicken-kickin’ music’?”
	
“Seriously?”
	
“I am quite offended 
sir,
by your dismissive disregard
for this  
unique expression 
of our traditions.   
I cannot help 
but take umbrage 
sir,
with what was
--without a doubt-- 
a classist 
and quite frankly snobby 
assessment of the value of our 
musical heritage.”
	
“It is
        
       —quite clearly—
                       
                       goat-ropin’ music.”