Wednesday Witty-schism…addendum

(my mind's continuing verbal wars with itself)




"Nothing is more impressive than someone who never tries to impress."
"...which makes me sound a bit too much like I'm trying to impress with my sparkling wit...which is...umm...rather unimpressive...."
"...unless of course that was my plan all along, to unimpress with my feigned attempt to impress, knowing full well how impressive it would truly be..."