I have periods…

(no, really...)


"What the hell is this?!"

and times of 

"Ah, this and this go here and that goes there."

and many episodes of 

“Just a little off the top, a little snip here, a little trim at the back”

and times of

“More here, build this up and up, Yes! more there too, just a bit more in the middle”

interspersed with the odd (usually very odd) sequence of


and occasional (ok, fairly frequent) times of

“Would. You. Just. Get. The. Fuck. In. There. I. Swear. I. Know. You. Will. Fit. 
God. Damn. You. Fuck. ing. Words.!.!.!"

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