(NaPoWriMo, Day 4) Will you buy my name? It is a good name. I will sell it to you cheap. You can besmirch it all you like. Soil it. Dirty it. Sully it. You can drag it through the streets and burn it in or out of effigy. Any way you like, you can dine upon it and stain it with the sauce that spills from your mouth.