(…they make the same sound as turds when they hit the pavement…and I think they have the same kind of sex as snails…)
First they like to start with a bit of sleazy funk music, perhaps a little
You know, something to get the juices flowing…
and then….
Shpronnngggonnnggggonnnnggggonnnnggg
…they bounce down
stretching languourously
on their mutually constrained strand of mucus
blue things come out of the sides of their respective heads
co-mingling so….
bluely
as they entwine gracefully tangling
and dangling
in mid-air
phphphpllllllaaaaaaaaatzzzzzzz
…slowly—
eh-eh-eeeever so slowly dropping onto
the ground
under the airy bed
of their copulation….
then “she”
(or at least my wife insists it’s a “she” even though they’re hermaphroditic
because “she’s” the one left in the wet spot while “he” has kissed and ran
….well, sort of just slurped off)
snips off that string–the last severing act of their
long
longitudinal
drop of lust.
Disgusted?
Revolted?
Yeah, I was too.
But you couldn’t stop watching either, could you?
It all takes about 18 minutes or so.
I have 67 glossy, digital, time-stamped images to prove it.
I keep them with my etchings.
Would you care to come up and see them some time?
You are fantastically twisted 8O. I am proud to inspire a post of this magnitude of weird. Definitely the winner! 😀
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Aww, shucks….I’ve never been called fantastically twisted before….
And “magnitude of weird” has a lovely ring to it.
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That was disgusting yet hilarious – great shots sluuurp 🙂
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Aah, so you COULDN’T stop watching…sicko.
THanks–
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Yes, that was horrible.
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oh goody!
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My wife asked me if I ever watch porn on the internet. Thanks to you, now I have to answer “once.” Hilarious, yet intriguing.
18 minutes! What a stud.
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Ah yes…I hope you included the soundtrack….glad I could help you with that milestone 😉
and, yes, 18 minutes…two studs/studdettes-in-one…
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Not only could I not stop watching, but I’ve thought of this and actually referred to it this week. (someone asked what kind of things I find interesting, what I like to learn about – and I said everything from Coltrane to slug sex…which made them stammer lol)
Just thought you’d like to know. 🙂
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Haha! That’s awesome. I was just listening to Kurt Ellings version of “Resolution” from Live in Chicago…killer vocalese version…(Elling’s a hell of a poet too…)but maybe not as good background music for slug-porn.
Glad to have helped you make someone possibly sorry they asked 😉
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Ohhh – I’ll youtube it and drop it on my playlist for today – background for working lol….
I was listening to NPR tiny desk concerts – Avett brothers are on now… 🙂
that is truly something that I find enjoyable…that look of slight wonderment and aversion 😀 hehe
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